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Tuesday, June 23, 2009
kids cock talkin' i was doodlin and humming. feelin empty and drained. but suddenly an image crossed my mind. its Natalya.. The Mr's niece. for a 6 year old.... her voice is so shrill her actions so agile her wits so quick. a week back i was traumatised by her. imagine from noon till night. she was like a fly on top of my head. hahaha a convo i had with her during our first few minutes of warming up. (she refer to herself as kakak) Her: Auntie, Auntie tahu spell ape? Me : Auntie tk tahu spell lah. Auntie tk gi skul dulu. Her: (showing off) Kakak tahu spell! Kakak gi skul. Me : Kakak tahu spell ape? Her: Alaaaa senang la Auntie! Kakak tahu spell BUTTERFLY! Me : ah cepat la spell ajar Auntie. Her: (confident gile babi dgn muke tak bersalah) R~A~.... RA.... M~A~..... MA..... Butterfly....!! Me : (smacks forehead) Like uncle like niece. hahahaha i wonder if i'm dat witty when i was a kid... nyahaha Dear Allah, Make My Moyang Better Dear Allah. At Least Till I Go Back Dear Allah. I Can't Bear Seeing Nenek Sad Dear Allah. Thursday, June 18, 2009
grandmother *mat rock kapak mood* Gua fed up! Gua upset! Gua suda biol. Gua musang! nyahahah nenek gua sua balek kampong. and maybe dia patah balek singapore lmbt lagi. dia peh mak which is gua peh moyang saket kuat. gua tkde sen. gua tkle amek leave. gua mahu balek kampong. dah 6 tahun gua tak balek. upset gila babi geng. Lu org ada kampong? tkda kampong tolong diam. gua dudok2 chillin2 one corner. ade terpikir jugak ah. WAT IF... (wat if aje k) kalo nenek gua dah tkde... apa akan jadi dgn keluarga gua? huraharatonggangterbalek wa biling lu. lagi2 gua punye bilek dilanda todak gua peh kotak rokok KOSONG anywhere everywhere. gua peh ashtray kalo bole nk buat tinggi mcm mount faber. gua peh sluardlm bnyk buat tangkal gua peh katil kalo nenek gua tk kemaskan... dah bole jadi kebun pak mamat. wakakakaka abe lu org pikir ah... kalo gua suda kering, rokok sape gua mahu chongkong? pagi2 kalo gua suda lmbt... sape mahu side gua kalo mummy gua mrh2? sape mahu layankan gua bila gua PMS gila babi. sape mahu g isap rokok pat tangga ngan gua bile pegi jemputan? sape mahu loan gua duit 2 ketol tiga ketol? sape mahu bising kat gua suro "mkn ubat mkn ubat" sape nak masakkan gua sotong masak hitam? sapa nak garokkan gua punye blakang bila gatal? sapa nak share hair dye ngan gua? sape sape sape? abeh lu pat kampong sapa nak letakkan bedak pat blakang lepas mandi? sape nak check kn atas kepala ade jerawat ke tk? ice cube sape lu mahu mengecek nnti? ok la. when it comes to gramma, i'm just her spoilt brat. i'm missing her so much already. :( she was de one who raise me up (and made me fat) lol! nenek.... cepatlah balek. Friday, June 12, 2009
apa maksud eh? "prangai u da sama mcm my ex tunang" ape maksud ni? apa yg sama? sorry sikit eh. in comparison i am soooooooo much better then they are/she is. ur eyes are so blinded by ur past till u cant see. AKU TAK FAHAM AR!!! SUNGGUH TAK FAHAM!!! **kepala kau da terhantok. dont tell me till now kau maseh tk sedar yg kau dipergunakan Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Nur Adriana just like an angel.  i swear upon my life. i wont let anybody do her any harm. i've fallen in love. with her so so deep. Saturday, June 06, 2009
budak itam kuat melalak arggh! binget! binget! lately i cant have a peaceful nite sleep! u noe becoz of who?? all becoz of The Mr's son. asek melalak jek.  LOL! LOL!! he bought me dis tabung a few weeks back. Cute kape. rambut nye... kulitnye... matanye... pipinye... sebijik mcm Sadiq Hassan. abe siap ade tears lak tu. paikia lah tu. kononnye. hahaha _______________________________ To: Missy NuR @ Nurharyati takmu kemaruks eh. aku tahu Norman suare merdu. ahahhah and thanks for dinner and the coach bag. appreciate it lots and lots. _______________________________ After work yest, met with The Mr @ Boon Lay The initial plan; just a quiet dinner. But ended up with a double date dinner with Norman and Yati. After dinner... we went to West Coast Park. The Mr chose to sit at the water breakers. LOL. at first everything was all fine and good. but den i heard squeak squeak squeak kiwak aku punye paranoid.... LOL!! tikos siak eeeeee! mouse! mice! rat! mondok! tak tahu ah ape ah. cb sak! depan blakang kiri kanan. Pariah sak aku kalau tikos. LOL. And my dearest Sadiq Hassan asek ketawekan aku jek and dats supposed to make me feel better? Tupid Swine. wakakaka At last we moved. and i had a nice time talking with him. no cursing. no shouting. just plain happy pills infested conversation. ard 12+ we balek lor. since Norman's controlling the wheels i & the Mr kene sumbat pat blakang. and i slept. Once at my void deck. sumpah sak prangai aku mcm budak gemok 4 tahun. wakaka tknk bangun tkpe... mintak dokong. wakakakaka hahaha and the answer pat tagboard smua salah! bobobodooooo! LOL! Friday, June 05, 2009
hallooossss! EH DAH UPDATE DAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tkmu bnyk bunyi eh eh eh LOL!! ahahahah TGIF!!! didnt update for de past week. coz my week has been pretty hectic and hap(PENING)!! jus a lil summary 28th May 2009 The Mr had a breakdown again. i tink he reali need his depressant pills badly. i was at the extend of losing my sanity. the quarrel was so bad dat he left me in a daze at my void deck. 29th May 2009 was getting ready to go to work. and i noticed something was amiss. Oh shitto! My wallet. ugh! seems dat Bonia wallets don't reali like me. as dis is the 2nd time i've lost my wallet. and coincidentally.. both times its Bonia. with $100+ in cash. $70 value in my Ezlink. And its de 2nd time my IC got lost. cbkia. $300 gonna go to ICA. ppoofff!~ 30th May 2009 Nur Adriana @ Chepetz Junior was born! my oh my. an exact replica of her mummy. i noticed babies wif sepet eyes looks kinda mischievous. hehs. 1st, 2nd & 3rd of June 2009 keje mcm org gila. org gila pon tk keje mcm aku. was super duper shagged. 4th June 2009 Witnessed 2 mentels 1st meetup. LOL!! cute la dorang. the female was tergamam at 1st. the male... was hyper mentel. betol. aku tk bedek. I'm quite glad to see dat the male is happy. he deserved to be happy after the unfateful shits he's been thru. 5th June 2009 my piss dah pat hujong! nk terkucil gile babi punye. i ran to the toilet. Usually i'll lift up the toilet seat. but den... dah kes desperate. i didnt lift up de toilet seat. i lift up my dress and pull down my undies and sat. Followed by a super duper loud "OUCH!!! Saket bodoh!!!" GUESS LA EH WAT HAPPEN! PLS EH GUESS!!!!! whoever gets de correct answer... i'll treat u and ur beau dinner. sumpah tk bedek! :) hahahaa happy weekend lovelies!! |
